Most feedback tools give you one opinion dressed up as consensus. Ember runs your page past five independent AI personas — then a judge that doesn't average their takes, it tells you exactly where they clashed and why. GO, FIX-FIRST, or KILL — in minutes.
Five personas read your page in isolation — no peeking at each other's notes. A judge reads all five afterward and does the one thing most "AI feedback" skips: says where they disagreed, and rules on it.
Assumes the worst. Hunts for the exact reason a stranger bounces in three seconds.
Reads it the way someone about to spend money does — where's the proof, what's the catch.
Checks your claims against what's actually true online, cites sources, flags anything unverifiable.
The founder's biggest fan. Argues for what's genuinely working before anyone cuts it.
Asks whether this thing actually runs — pricing clarity, funnel mechanics, follow-through.
Reads all five, refuses to average them out. Surfaces the disagreement, then calls it.
A shallow teardown — real panel, real report, capped at two free roasts a day per person so it stays useful for everyone. The $29 full teardown removes the cap and jumps the queue — see pricing below.
Free tier: 2 roasts/day per IP and per email. No card required.
$400/mo run-rate is the goal, not venture-scale extraction. Prices are what they are — no fake scarcity, no countdown timer, no "N people bought this today."
The existing free report — five personas, one judge verdict — capped at 2/day per IP and per email. Use the form above.
The complete 5-persona report and prioritized fix list, emailed to you and kept live at a permanent report URL. Not rate-limited, and processed ahead of the free queue. Delivery: usually a few minutes.
Monthly re-teardown of the same page, change detection, and verdict-drift tracking. Cancel anytime from your own PayPal account (Settings → Payments → Manage Automatic Payments) — billing stops the moment PayPal confirms it, no email needed.